How can you not completely love this guy? For all I know he is a salesman or a deceased (creepy) actor. I've been told he is TVK, but for my life I cannot remember the significance of that. All I know is he is blue and has the most amazing mustache I have ever seen. Hook that 'stache up with those eyebrows, that hair, and a smile that can creep you out from a mile away, and you've got a winning combination.

p.s. "SRS EVENT PEOPLES". I want to be a peoples!